At 17,000 feet, my legs feel like they have been replaced by useless drunk Gummi bears.

You're cooking my meal; I'm defrosting my face.

13 days into the mountain loop and now we have to turn around. — at Manaslu Circuit Trek.

Your Hansel and Gretel dookie has guided me for 14 days. I've finally found you and the end of this epic trek :) — at Manaslu Circuit Trek.

Double or nothing? No? Okay, well, see, you got me; I don't have the money. — in Khatmandu, Nepal.

My camera adopted this kid's face. — in Pushkar.

I yell YOLO Yeehaw and my camel promptly sits down in protest. Fair enough. — in Jaisalmer.

Hardcore henna tattoo that just ended up looking like I found a brown Crayola marker. Square for life! — in Jaisalmer.

That night in the desert, where I went ape-shit bc of the disco-ball battle of stars while yelling at my camera, come at me bro!! — in Jaisalmer.

Crap. Worst dead end ever :) — at Auroville Beach.

Power-outage picnic! — in Kanyakumari, India

"And now Craig, slowly reach out to your inner child." Ah, yeah... Trust me; I won't need to reach very far. Maybe I should try and find my inner adult. — at Varkala Beach.

Doooood! You're drifting. Stay the course! Rule of thirds! Turn around. We do it again. — at Alleppey Backwaters Kerela.

Not cool. I think someone slipped me a photoshop and now everything looks weird. — in Munnar.

Book: Field Guide to the Native Tourists of South India — in Munnar.

So long 3-month smoothie bender. My wallet won't miss being catcalled every day but thanks India for making me feel like a selfie celebrity :)— in Hampi, Karnataka.