I'll miss you Trader Joe's. See you in 3 - 120 months.

Doooooood... Napping like an elegant boss!! — in New Delhi, India.

3 steps from my hotel and I'm already lost. — at Paharganj.

Guru's exact quote makes it official... "Your mind is open but it's full of butterflies. You are also a little insane, Mr. Craig Dummy..." — at Paharganj.

Showboat your portion all you want; the rest of that tapioca vat is all mine. Nomi nomi namaste.

And then it happened. That moment. When, we both gazed into each other's beards. — at Golden Temple (Shri Darbar Sahib), Amritsar.

Requisite Lonely Planet pic. With his headphones, he shared traditional music. I shared Death from Above 1979. Guerrilla marketing. Booyah.

Bike baller could signal with that mustache!!!

Digestive issues? Yes, your seat is in the next car, sir.

Getting flirty; showing some leg. — in Old Manali.
 

Today's mountain bus route was more a slackline.— at Dalai Lama Temple, McLeod Ganj, Dharamsala.

Current rate is 2 bags of Masala Cheetos to upgrade to a window seat.

And people say I'm not spiritual. This is my personal yoga inspirational poster :) Release your inner energy. Wink. Wink.

Why, yes, I'd love a quick game of hoof Jenga!!

Run quick and join the other 15 students hanging off my beard. — at Sunhet..

Come for the 13-hour bus ride; stay for the convenient and cozy restaurant in the back.

Muffler burn bridge!!!! — in Rishikesh.

Taj!!! At this point, shoes on or off, my soggy sour feet are offensive at any temple. Shhhh!

Hired museum guide but upgraded him to photo bodyguard. Even at 5:30am, coveted spots get cut throat. Da Taj!!!!!

I only stepped a little bit in the reflecting pool for this shot. Taj photo salvo done :)